OH THOSE GAMS

I suppose I spend too much time following current affairs,
and particularly the presidential campaign goings on.I pretty
much know where my evaluation has lead me in the
choice of a candidate. One thing I am absolutely sure of,
however, is that Sarah has a better pair of legs than Joe, and
yes, also Hillary.

MORE JOHNNY MILLER

I hate to keep harping on this, but Johnny Miller just drives me nuts. Today, on the Ryder Cup Matches, one of the European players hit a poor shot that was short and to the right of the green. Johnny Miller stated without qualification that he hit the ball one groove too low. Please tell me how he could know that by watching his swing on a TV monitor.

MOLES

I really have moles!!! This is right outside my patio door. Getting ready for digital TV and phone service.

VETTING

It was approximately two years ago that I first ran into the word “vett”. I more or less got a vague idea of its meaning from the context in which it was used. Nowadays you run across the word constantly, thanks to McCain’s choice for a VP running mate.

One Sunday after the service I was in the Fellowship room having a cup of coffee when I saw George Harper with his cup. Pretty much on the spur of the moment I said to George I have seen the word “vett” on the news lately and don’t know its meaning. George is a retired English professor, and for our Calvin Comment used to have a monthly essay on a particular word. If anyone should know the meaning, George would. He said, “Bob, vet is a shortened version for a word describing an animal doctor.” You can see how smart George must have thought I was!!

CABBAGES AND KINGS

For all those who receive the Banner, be sure and read Cabbages and Kings in the current issue.

LPGA

I enjoy watching the LPGA as much as I do watching the PGA. I suppose the added feature of feminine pulchritude doesn't hurt any in its appeal, but these gals have wonderful athletic strokes and are a pleasure to watch simply because it is good golf. Sophia Gustafson was driving the ball over 280 yards off the tee. That gives you some idea of the caliber of their game. Incidentally, two of three players tied for first place were Swedes. which goes along pretty well with Settergren. But Christie Kerr won the playoff, and because she is an American I was just as pleased that she won.

This week's Safeway tournament in Portland Oregon was special for me because Allison Fouch, a Grand Rapids gal, finished tied for eleventh place with five others. She ended one stroke over the top ten players. Her take home pay was $27,000. It was a 54 hole tournament, or $500.00 per hole. Not bad eh!!

Peter Allis

Peter Allis was one of the commentators for today's (Thurs) British Open. He is the Brit who is guilty of foot in the mouth disease with his remarks about the handicap women have as golfers. To put the lie to his remarks, it is ironic that the leader after todays first round of the LPGA State Farm Classic tournament is Cristina Kim. She is the tremendously popular young golfer who is really handicaped, if you know what I mean.